Branden Walden, labeled the Queer Guy, is openly gay, very hyper and likes to yell and complain about his life. He frequently calls companies saying he recived the number from a new boyfriend, then keeps calling. Sometimes other characters who begin to think their gay turn into Branden. It's been revealed that he lives in Beverly Hills, Cauliflower Lane and that his sister is Michelle. He is frequently paranoid that his boyfriend is cheating on him and often accuses others (typically female) of "stealing" him. Brenden's boyfriend has yet to make an appearance, but it is implied that he is physically fit, attractive, and protective but very dim-witted and somewhat screwy. In fact he is so odd that he, for whatever reason, literally drilled a television set into the wall.