Candiiey Collensworth is an outgoing valley girl which is usually thrown into things she has no idea about. It said that in the first few calls she is 17 but in newer calls she has been married for six years to her husband, Ian (portrayed by Stu Stone). She is always in the middle of fights between Ian and her brother Glen (portrayed by Jared) who enjoys getting high and who keeps forgetting who Ian is. It is later revealed in the same prank that Candiiey is blind. Candiiey is also said to have a best friend named Kendra.
It is possible that Candiiey does not know that she is, in fact, blind and she "sees" what her imagination tells her, as in numerious episodes, Candiiey claims to see something particuarly odd, such as an angry scary evil man yelling at her on the television screen.